Happy Blogoversary, Oh Fuse of the Number Eight!

  Zzzzzzzzzzzz

  Psst.

   Zzzzzzzzzzzz

  I said, "Psst!"

  And I said "zzzzzzzzz".  Go away.

  Don’t you know what day it is?

  (cracks one bleary eye open)

  Well?

   It’s Thursday.  Thursday is a day when I can sometimes sleep in because I’m working the evening shift at the library.  As that seems to be the case I am currently attempting to sleep.  So if you’ll excuse me . . .

  Wait!  It’s more than just Thursday!  Don’t you remember?

  (uh-oh)  Uh… what is it?  Some Canadian Thanksgiving or something?  The day after Ash Wednesday?

  (glowers)

  No?  Hm.  It’s . . . . oh.

  Oh dear.

  IT’S MY FREAKIN’ BIRTHDAY AND YOU TOTALLY FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT . . .

  Technically it’s the blog’s anniversary . . .

   . . .  AND HERE I AM SLAVING AWAY FOR YOU EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY AND WHAT DO YOU CARE?

  Slaving?

  EXACTLY.  (muffles sobs)

  Aw.  Now see here, little buddy.  I didn’t forget.  It just slipped my mind a little.  Let’s see, how old is the blog again?

  (petulant) Two.

  And what is the two year anniversary?

  (momentarily baffled)

    It’s cotton!  So look what I got you!

   Is that one of your husband’s undershirts that was just sitting on the bed?

  A COTTON undershirt, sweetie pie.  Let’s just see how it fits . . .

   . . . . . . . . .

  Perfect!  Happy anniversary, little Fuseman.  And a happy blogoversary to all you readers out there.  It’s been quite a strange trip these last few years, but I couldn’t be happier.  And that goes double for the Fuseman here.

  . . . . . . . . .

  Till next year!

(Thanks too to Carter Hasegawa who was good enough to remind me about this before Fuseman did.)

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