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September 3, 2008 by Betsy Bird

How to Judge a Book By Its Cover

September 3, 2008 by Betsy Bird   Leave a Comment

Galleycat linked to the article on the blog 43 Folders called Deciding Whether to Read a Book: Some Wildly Reductive Heuristics.

  • At the highest level, is this book’s topic based on the typical “zeitgeist” product that gets greenlit by someone who watches lots of golf on TV and who seldom finishes reading the 1,000-word “features” found in in-flight magazines?
  • Does the book have one of those irksome, “Everything You Know About Everything is Completely WRONG!” titles?
  • Is the author’s large, whitish face the primary feature of the cover?
  • Mistral!Does the cover art contain high heels, Mistral, or any reference to either Oprah Winfrey, Joel Osteen, or “Dr. Phil?”
  • Can you find the word “secret” anywhere on the cover of the book?
  • Is the book published by a company that you’ve never heard of — or, far worse, does that company appear to share the last name of the author or his yacht?
  • In the event that this is a book by a “famous” person: if the book were written by someone you’d never heard of, would your interest in the book or its topic wane significantly?
  • Sssssssh!Are there a very large number of “intentionally blank” white pages at the beginning and end of the book? Are there an astonishingly large number of pages that have been provided for “Notes?”
  • Does the Table of Contents lack at least 10% stuff that sounds kind of familiar to you (and at least 30% stuff that does not)?
  • Does the first non-front-matter material in the book (often a “Preface” or “Introduction”) seem like a damp hotel room towel that’s matted with the author’s self-congratulation? Is it primarily a sales tool for persons who will never read any further? Does the author seem more arrogant than confident?
  • Does the book’s body or heading text suffer from careless or illegible typesetting? Does the book look like an unfinished government manual? Should the designer be horse-whipped for choosing a bold display face for body text?
  • Does the book suffer from the overlarge margins, giant type, two-paragraph pages, and “inspiring quotations” that often suggest a rushed, shoddy, or lazy manuscript?
  • Heels!Have you already found erors and misspelings?
  • Does the book’s index seem weak or does it not contain entries for the topic or person whom you most associate with the book’s theme or title?
  • Does page 69 bore, vex, or annoy you?
  • Can you imagine a future in which closing this book on the last page will make you angry that you didn’t just go back and re-read A Confederacy of Dunces instead?
  • Now that you know about this book and have thought about all these horribly petty little things, can you imagine not reading it this week?

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Betsy Bird is currently the Collection Development Manager of the Evanston Public Library system and a former Materials Specialist for New York Public Library. She has served on Newbery, written for Horn Book, and has done other lovely little things that she'd love to tell you about but that she's sure you'd find more interesting to hear of in person. Her opinions are her own and do not reflect those of EPL, SLJ, or any of the other acronyms you might be able to name. Follow her on Twitter: @fuseeight.

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About Betsy Bird

Betsy Bird is currently the Collection Development Manager of the Evanston Public Library system and a former Materials Specialist for New York Public Library. She has served on Newbery, written for Horn Book, and has done other lovely little things that she'd love to tell you about but that she's sure you'd find more interesting to hear of in person. Her opinions are her own and do not reflect those of EPL, SLJ, or any of the other acronyms you might be able to name. Follow her on Twitter: @fuseeight.

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