How You Know You’ve Been Working in the Library Too Long . . .

. . . when you take one look at this:

. . . . and the you start wondering about child endangerment lawsuits.  Seriously, what kind of negligent parent would allow their offspring anywhere near this woman?  You’d tell her to remember to "change the baby" and she’d end up trading in your kid for a cool $30 thou.  And then when you complained she’d hand you some of those mighty tasty buttery tarts she’d been baking, they would be delicious, you would laugh, and everything would be copasetic.  Sans baby, of course.  Yeah, I need to get out more.

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